light bulb jokes, JC version..

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer, wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it, ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll prefer it to be darker.

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright


P.S: i didnt write this!! googled it and i found! haha.. :)

whoa.. felt like it has been ages since i last blogged. really busy nowadays, days packed with homework, tests, and yeah.. training.

competition(singles) on monday. pretty nervous but excited as well. i wonder how the other bowlers are doing. hope we can at least trash some schools. and i really hope benjamin, jason, chris and nelson can make it to the finals. they are sure good. i am looking forward to the team events though. grace and joanna are doing really good. and so is cynthia. just pray that i wont choke and cock things up. training yesterday at kovan and just now at OCC. damn tiring. did okay yesterday but today i was a little off. so my ball sort of go haywire. well, got to recover. sighs.. i am not going to take back my words. BOWLING IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE! -_-"

last wednesday, the school held the SRolympics aka sports day. we were pretty bored for the first half of the day cz we got nothing much to do. the girls refuse to join me to play UNO or whatever games there were in the SAC so we kinda rot at the gallery, watched lisa play volley (CONGRATS ON WINNING LISA!!!!!! :) ), and finally, lisa agreed to go SAC with me to play some games. saw alvin and elisha at the signing up sheet, so we decided to play carom. to make the story short, we ended up playing A2's favourite game, werewolves! damn fun! the next half of the day, we spent cheering for CETUS though we know we cant win. haha. love watching the 20 X 200m race. everyone was tired after the day ended at around 6 plus. but it hadn't end for me. i went for training after that.. so anti-climax! and i broke my specs btw...

i want to change my blog song but imeem isn't on my side! so frustrating! my computer is having problems with imeem and so is my sis's lappie. so im stuck with pops in the spots for now.

i have a lot of pictures to put too but its not uploaded to the computer... so i'll just put what i have now.

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okay apparently there's something wrong with this laptop also. so pictures are going to be updated some other time..

till i saw the video first hand, little did i know that Islam is the most misinterpreted religion... :(

reached at about 9.10 at SAFRA. 10 mins late.. i thought the game had begun but thank god, they just want everyone to be early. practice shots started at 9.30. phew!

basically, we performed as how we usually did. jo was slightly disappointed though. again we played 3 games and my average this time was 133.33.. need to train harder. for today, we bowled next to TJ's guys first team. no idea why we always bowl we the guys from the first team. yesterday was HCI's first team and today was TJ's. that made us look real bad. out of the 10 teams that participated, the team next to us made it to second place, whereby they lost to MJ guys. our first team only managed to clinch the third place. we girls team got the sixth. anyway, again, our treasure CHRISTOPHER KWOK beats everyone. :) 1st out of 40. BENJAMIN was in the 5th place, NELSON 12th, JACKSON 17th, KLEFF 18th, I am the 19th and if im'm not wrong JOANNA 24th. thats how horrrible it was.

out of this two days, my best moment was to manage to spare a split of pin 5 and 10. :) for us girls, today wasn't that bad coz we got the second place for the girls team. lost to TJ's girls. they are really good..

pictures aren't going to be posted coz the pics are in my phone..

The Pillowman is tomorrow and i am sooooo beat!! my body is aching all over and there's another training on monday. i used to think that bowling is a slack cca, but now i am sure taking it all back.

as mentioned earlier, we had friendly match with AJ, HCI and NJ. quite tough competitiors i can say. all four of us shared a lane, while the team next to us was one of the guy teams from HCI. somehow me and joanna managed to trash three of the guys for the first game, but they improved for the next two games. on the contrary, we got worst.. haha.. really funny though. then again, we had fun!

our HORRENDOUS results (3 games)...
>> JOANNA, average score 146
>> ME, average score 123.67
>> CYNTHIA, average score 104
>> SHARON, average score 102.67

however...
>> one of our school teams managed to get some trophies. guys Team 1 (benjamin, jason, christopher and nelson) won the highest score for the whole team. CLAP CLAP!!
>> christopher was the BEST guy player. if i am not wrong, his highest was 204. but heard that he was slightly disappointed still.. shrugs.. CLAP CLAP!!

another friendly with i think TJ and MJ tomorrow. reporting at 9am at tampines safra!!!!! oh the distance.....

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oh. i am skipping Singapore Rhapsody. coz i'm really in love with Pops In The Spots..

this couple of weeks are really tiring me out. i am soooo exhausted nowadays and i can hardly keep myself awake during HISTORY tutorials. sighs.

well, i wanna personally thank GILLIAN ANNE GOMES for making me almost die of embarressment in the bus on the way home. good news though, gil. now if you google your full name, my webbie will be shown. :)

oh thank god that i am done with my homeworks!! except for maths.. yeah.. and the upcoming history quiz.. i am so dreading to open the book and study!! i think studying about ASEAN is worst than UN. then again, we will hae more time to revise after mids. i have the feeling that i'll flung my mids! oh mayn.. and we're not even any close! gah!

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things to look forward to from tomorrow onwards:
wednesday : bowling
thursday : do we have anything to look forward to this thursday?
friday : friendly match with AJ, HCI, CJ, and NJ
saturday : sparring with TJ? study in school? choose..
sunday : watch The Pillowman with Lit-mates

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